i once chipped a tooth while making out when i was 15
I once bit a guy’s dick because I told him not to force his dick down my throat and he did
I once dated and kissed a girl to hide my sexuality
a leopard can carry twice its bodyweight up a tree
Ants are really strong
Where is this post going?
On people’s dashboards. Don’t ask stupid questions
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
whos planning on getting high tomorrow?? not me because im not a DISAPPOINTMENT TO JESUS
i’m jewish blaze it
the only club I get down at is club penguin
So we had a house party.. and i got pretty wasted. But now hours later and a bit sober im looking back and i faintly remember reading at one point & showing off my books to my boyfriend…. how fucked up do i have to be to NOT want to read?
me dad’s a muggle
mam’s a witch
I LOVE HOW THIS MANY PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO AND WHO SAID IT AND THE ACCENT AND WHAT YEAR IT WAS IN WE ARE ALL CRAZY
Because there are literally thousands of fandom a with muggles in them