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mutilated-monkey-meat:

district12er:

unclefather:

panelling:

cootertooter:

sunsandsurfsoul:

fishgingers:

i once chipped a tooth while making out when i was 15

I once bit a guy’s dick because I told him not to force his dick down my throat and he did

I once dated and kissed a girl to hide my sexuality

a leopard can carry twice its bodyweight up a tree

Ants are really strong

Where is this post going?

On people’s dashboards. Don’t ask stupid questions

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

chocorum:

spaceysquid:

whos planning on getting high tomorrow?? not me because im not a DISAPPOINTMENT TO JESUS

i’m jewish blaze it

knightscrest:

the only club I get down at is club penguinimage

So we had a house party.. and i got pretty wasted. But now hours later and a bit sober im looking back and i faintly remember reading at one point & showing off my books to my boyfriend…. how fucked up do i have to be to NOT want to read?

Posted 9 hours ago | Reblog
me: do i have enough time to read these books?
me: no
me: *buys books*

hedwigofthetardis:

yogaandspoons:

sektumsempra:

musicalofethics:

me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch

bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout

I LOVE HOW THIS MANY PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO AND WHO SAID IT AND THE ACCENT AND WHAT YEAR IT WAS IN WE ARE ALL CRAZY

Because there are literally thousands of fandom a with muggles in them

(Source: musical-ofethics)

booksandahotbeverage:

 
prettybooks:

Books for Book Lovers: In Pictures and see the original post.

Read a thousand books, and your words will flow like a river.

Lisa See, Snow Flower and the Secret Fan (via quoted-books) —